forestgirl: “[i carry your heart with me(i...
This morning I woke up and all I wanted to do is stay in bed all day. The babies are with their dad for the weekend but he had to work a few hours today so I dragged myself out of bed and went to get them. We played outside in the beautiful sunshine, until he came back to get them. After I kissed them goodbye again, I cleaned my house from top to bottom, and made a quick trip to the shops and came...
We should ban life jackets and other flotation...
And if you do, by chance, find yourself struggling with drowning, then no life-saving or otherwise procedure or act should be allowed to be administered. You got yourself into this mess, you have to live with the consequences. You should see drowning as a gift. You, there with the sunglasses! You’re just asking for it. Also, if you were forcibly pushed into the water, don’t worry. If it...
Just applied for permanent part time position at my work. I better get this. Guaranteed shifts every week would be absolutely wonderful!
I need to accept the things that I cannot control.
Things I Never Learned In High School
dontcomecryingtome: How to do taxes What taxes are How to vote What political parties are How to write a resume/cover letter/anything related to getting a job How to write a check/balance a check book Anything to do with banking How to do loans for college How to jump start a car or other basic emergency things How to buy a car or house but I’m so glad I know the fucking pythagorean...
50 dollars?! Yes, it’s for a good cause- a dress, shoes, and a bag!– Madison, playing shops with her dolls this morning. A good cause, indeed.
budddha: Wish You Were Here, Pink Floyd
Madison woke up extra cranky. I asked her why she was so cranky when she only has one more sleep until her birthday. She burst into tears and says ‘I don’t want my birthday, I don’t want to turn five! I want to be four forever!’ At first I wasn’t sure how to react, because it shocked me that she felt that way, then eventually she told me it’s because turning...
The trick is doing what you have to do so you can...
That ticker countdown thing...
…where you’re waiting to blow $400 on buy tickets for something you’re so excited about and you have to wait for it to countdown before you can see the ‘submit’ button? Please GTFO.
Remember, you cannot be both young and wise. Young people who pretend to be wise...– Stephen Colbert (via imfantasyparade)
Parents worry about kid’s boredom, so they schedule their lives to keep...– The Over-scheduled Child
mynameisabi: carlovely: literally perfect. So good.
I just read something...
…that someone wrote to me on Tumblr this time last year. They mentioned that I never take anything too seriously. It’s funny, I still don’t, but I feel like my tumblr lately hasn’t reflected that side of me because I come on here to bitch most of the time. No more! This is turning back into my happy place!
ashleydemon: unauthorizedautobiography: I am fully convinced that Fifty Shades of Grey was written by the guidance counselor from 10 Things I Hate About You. ACCEPTED HEADCANON
I hate wishing time away, but...
- Big Day Out - Soundwave Festival - My brother’s wedding - Christmas - Short shorts - Summer dresses and skirts - Tank tops - Bikinis - Thongs (flip flops for you American peeps) (although I do wear them in winter too…) - Sandals - Getaways on the coast - Picnics - BBQs - Outdoors, all the time - Sunny afternoon drink sessions - Lazy days in the sun - Beaches! - Swimming holes -...
I think too much.
My heart hurts.