August 2011
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The cure for anything is salt water - sweat, tears, or the sea
– Isak Dinesen (via crookedindifference)
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Went to the Apple store
and was handed a brand new iPhone, free of charge.
Then I went and bought myself some new jeans, a new bikini, new Havaianas, a pack of mini OPIs, and a couple of tops for the babies.
It was a good day.
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Last Night
Got drunk, lost my iPhone. Found it today on one of the roads I walked home along, smashed to smithereens.
Not happy.
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Dear pregnant women,
mrsfeisty:
sarkastickunt:
I hate to be the one to break it to you…
Labor hurts.
Not like a period.
Not like cramps.
Not like a pulled muscle.
Not like a belly ache.
MORE LIKE A HOT METAL POKER IN YOUR BELLY,BACK AND VAGINA.
You will throw up.
You will shit yourself.
You will bleed.
You will cry.
You will moan and whimper.
You will be uncomfortable.
Weird shit will happen to you.
...
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Your body may be gone, I’m gonna carry you in.
In my head, in my heart, in my...
– Modest Moust - Ocean Breathes Salty (via replaythesedays)
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It’s possible I would give my right arm for a decent night sleep…
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July 2011
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